"Recovering Journalist" Mark Potts keeps turning down Washington Post sales people who try selling him a print subscription. An ode to his blog post follows . . .

I do not want the friggin' Post.
I do not want your long sales boast.
I do not want a paper stack.
I do not want you, don't come back.
I do not want it on the house.
I do not want, nor does my spouse.
I do not want to kill the tree.
I do not want it, even free.